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6 - A lot of women think it's "cute" when a man starts babbling.

5 - Bull. You think we're going to waste our time chasing a guy who doesn't talk to us when a perfectly nice one has been smiling at us across the room for an hour? This isn't television. Women aren't idiots.

4 - Bad dancing is another thing some women find "cute." Specifically, women who already like you will find it cute, no matter how terrible it is. Women who don't will either be amused or, like the article says, repulsed. What do you want with a woman who judges you based purely on your dancing skills, anyway?

3 - This is partially true. Girls do appreciate men who share their hobbies and interests and like to talk about them. But they also like being told they look pretty once in a while. Eventually "wow, you're smart/nice/funny/etc." starts to sound like "you're really ugly, but you have a great personality."

2 - Oh, not this crap again. Women don't like "bad boys" they like "boys who aren't complete wusses." They would rather date a guy who is willing to have fun and take risks. And yes, some women just want to have a short-term romantic fling. But being a jackass to your girlfriend/crush/potential partner/whatever will not make her more interested unless she already has some issues with self-esteem and neediness, in which case you're just one in a long line of people to screw her up.

1 - That's just plain stupid. Unless your name is Sprinkly Elfboy McDogface, the only girls who will judge you based on your title are shallow and aren't worth your time anyway.